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How ter tell some'ne off.

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1 How ter tell some'ne off. on 6th August 2011, 10:38 pm

Skarloth

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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.

An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.

Your writing has to be a troll.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

-Skar did not write this.


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2 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 6th August 2011, 11:25 pm

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Try this:

"You're a dummy"

Works for me Tongue


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3 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 6th August 2011, 11:33 pm

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Well, the long post above is just if you want to go into detail, yanno.

Tongue

-Skar


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4 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 12:12 am

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If I want to go into detail, believe me, I do. I once snapped. The person in question eventually broke into tears and we didn't communicate for a good couple months. Luckily, we've made a amends.

TDH is very fierce Tongue


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5 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 12:24 am

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Your sob story does not amuse me. You are not hired.

But, if you're interested, I need a laborer of sorts in the back warehouse, our forklift is broken and we need a few guys who can lift some stuff. You wouldn't exactly be 'working' for me, but you would get paid.

-Skar


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6 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 12:01 pm

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"Yeah, you think you're a tough guy. Now out of my way, real men have work to do."


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7 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 12:41 pm

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WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.


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8 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 8:39 pm

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IT'S A INSULT, I DO EVEN.

Also, I doubt any of us could top this in detail. It's like boiling someone (I love that sentence :3) at over 300 degrees, the pain just goes on and on and on, until they just shut up/die.

Tongue

-Skar


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9 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 9:57 pm

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Too long winded. I could sum your entire rant perfectly into one statement.

"You're a human being."


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As the opposite of what you say is true, your statement must be erroneous.

10 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 10:10 pm

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TDH, I always thought you were the kindest MNI admin but now hearing this and after you virtually murdered us in the chat box, I now am scared of you D:. XD.

Just stay nice and happy, nice and happy. *Cowers in fear*. ^_^


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11 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 7th August 2011, 10:19 pm

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Please.

I'm sure he's mild-mannered compared to the stuff I'm normally exposed to.

When did this happen, anyway?


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12 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 8th August 2011, 1:16 am

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I'm still trying to pry that information out of them as well, Raz. But they're all shut up about it, they won't say a peep about whatever happened on the chatbox.

I think it happened about a week ago, or less, probably just a little over four days.

-Skar


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13 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 8th August 2011, 11:36 pm

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Interesting...


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14 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 9:58 am

Dov Kayranslayer

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Embo wrote:Too long winded. I could sum your entire rant perfectly into one statement.

"You're a human being."


In that case, it lacks 'You complain too much.'

15 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 1:53 pm

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but human beings complain too much.


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16 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 1:55 pm

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Yes, but this topic doesn't support logic.


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17 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 2:10 pm

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pity.


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18 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 2:12 pm

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If it did, it wouldn't exist Tongue


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19 Re: How ter tell some'ne off. on 9th August 2011, 3:02 pm

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True. Tongue

-Skar


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