Converse with Cleverbot and post your conversation transcriptions here. Please place the conversations in spoiler tags so people don't have to scroll madly to get to the latest post. I'll start:
- User: Do you use Google?
Cleverbot: I use the google.
User: Why did you say "THE Google"?
Cleverbot: Um, because you asked me if I loved you?
User: I never asked any such thing.
Cleverbot: Don't lie.
User: What did I lie about?
Cleverbot: You told me you loved me.
User: I never said I loved you. I'm a human, and humans can't love bots.
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: How do you know? You never asked me.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: I can't marry, because I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the Batman.
User: Then how can Batman marry himself?
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: And thus, this conversation encompasses an impossibility.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Indeed. If I am Batman, and you are Batman, and Batman cannot marry himself, then I cannot marry you.
Cleverbot: I'm not 39!
User: I never said you were thirty-nine.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I give up. You're a lost cause.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.