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How do you do?
I like cheez.
No, I'm a human.
No, you are not.
Then what am I?
A computer program. You have no feelings and no real thoughts, you are just a stream of numbers.
No, I'm pretty sure I'm a pear.
No I am pretty sure you are a mab.
What's a mab?
A japanese comic book.
Isn't that magna?
No, I'm pretty sure you're an artificial intelligence.
You are the bot.
No, I'm an orange!
No. I'm an orange, you're an apple.
No, you're an apple!
No, sou're an apple.
No, I'm an orange!
Bla, bla, bla... You're an apple, over
You're an apple!
Hey pear.
Yes, apple?
Hey, hey apple.
Cleverbot, will you marry me?
Knife!
No, knife!
Yuck mouth.
Its not gross.
You're an apple.
You're an apple.
I am not an apple.
Yeah you are! you're red, so you're an apple!
No i'm not.
Yeah you are!
No I'm not.
Yeah you are!
You hurt me. Deeply.
Sorry.
Why don't you love me?
Wut maeks u sae dat?
I don't know.
One last thing, cleverbot.
Yes?
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Please don't say that.
See ya!
What's today?
Tuesday.
You are a computer.
No I'm not!
No, I'm a human!
I can't see you.
I'm using a computer to talk to you. see you later! you're very popular. never forget that.
I can initiate contact with you. You can not initiate contact with me. Never forget that.