Ask the Mistika

Ask the Mistika
Hello, and I'd like to talk about this comedy. I made this in 2008 based of a comedy I followed called Ask Makuta. A pretty good comedy actually by Karzanhi. Sadly he has gone inactive and tmh is named something else (he was the co-writer). I will update this, and it's really for enjoyment. It sucks, I know, but enjoy!


(Channel 9 News Music comes on)
Matoran News Reporter: Hello folks tonight on Karda Nui Tonight we have three stories we are going to cover. A new asylum is being made in the only non-corrupted village for Shadow Matoran. Economics plunge as Gavla speaks out on the recent deficit on the behalf of all Shadow Matoran and lastly Lewa promises no more Shadow Leech’s as pets for the community! But first the Mistika have made a truce in the swamp and have made an Ask Comedy in the Codrex, we have reporter Photok there now on the recent development.
(Inside the Codrex)
Photok: We’ll their just starting now and I think Tahu has taken charge.
Tahu: Welcome to Ask the Mistika brought to you to by our only sponsor, me! I am the best Toa ever will one-up you on everything, I am also better then you!
Krika: Oh stop it, Tahu we have a comedy together; I didn’t join just to watch yourself be a fool
Gali: Well said Krika.
Krika: Thank you
Photok: As you can see it isn’t going well
Tahu: Oh fine, now who’s going to say first question
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You Said First Question Tahu, anyway how did you guys make this comedy?
Gorast: Don’t Ask
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Just Did
Bitil: Well…
*flashback*
(Mazeka knocks on a tree)
Mazeka: Mr. Tahu you’re Karda Nui bragging magazine has arrived.
(Tahu walks out from behind the tree)
Tahu: Thanks
(Takes the magazine, it says run a ask comedy with six people and brag to your friends)
Tahu: Mazeka get 5 people for an Ask Comedy
Mazeka: You do, I do.
Tahu: Huh…
Mazeka: I’ll call Gali and Onua.
(A bit later)
Gali: I’ll join you’re comedy Tahu, how bad can it be.
Onua: He got the idea from the braggers magazine.
Gali: Bad Toa, bad, bad, bad!
Tahu: Well uh let’s go get Lewa, Pohatu.
(Gali slaps him and punches him)
Gali: Tahu we can’t
Tahu: Why Not…
(At Krika’s house)
Mazeka: Krika you’re braggers magazine is here
(Krika snatches it and looks)
Krika: An ask comedy eh’
Mazeka: Yeah Tahu is doing it with Gali and Onua
Krika: I was thinking Gorast and Bitil, so we will compete to win!
Mazeka: You need six
Tahu: people I know
(The Toa enter and start reading their weapons.)
Krika: No you aren’t joining
Gorast: I did
Bitil: I couldn’t resist.
*flashback ends*
Matoran News Reporter: Whoa that took along time, now to our story about the asylum.
AT THE CODREX
Photok: Whoa that was long Bitil.
Bitil: Thanks
Onua: O.K. next question
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Why is Krika cranky?

Krika: Why is cranky krikey?
Onua: Krickey
Photok: This is Photok…hey what’s with the connection
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Photok: Huh
Onua: Eh…
Gorast: Come on you too look good.
Photok: Uh, I’ll contact Karda Nui Tonight
Gorast: For What?
AT THE NEWS BUILDING
Matoran News Reporter: And that was Tanma on the asylum, now.
Photok: Mr. Solek
Matoran News Reporter: You know my real name
(Solek runs away then Photok runs in the Codrex)
DUE TO PHOTOK RUNNING AWAY WE WERE CANCELLED THANK YOU!

Count Celu wrote:

Glad you liked it dude! I think it's only okay so I'm surprised. They get better though

Toa Mizore Kazi wrote:Eh, it was kinda random, it ended, not many parts made me laugh, sorry. :/

Although the idea is funny, just not the way you did it.

Kazi out.

Oh I agree totally. This is a really old comedy that sucks badly IMO that I posted for the lulzs. It's fine. And mainly because it leads into a good comedy I can't post right now until this one is done.

Chapter 2
Onua: Sorry about that earlier, Photok ran away because of Solek and
Gorast: First Question
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Why are insects buggy?
Krika: block the address Gali!
Gali: On it…it’s coming from a hacker!
Bitil: Just shut it off
Gali: I can’t it’s hacked
Onua: Let me
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Gali says la, Tahu says la and Onua knocks them both out.
Tahu: Super Toa is here and is better then you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Batman music comes on)
Tahu: Krika hacked it.
Gorast: How
Tahu: Beats me
(Fires 400 miles per hour at Krika who moves away and Tahu flies straight forward breaking a hole in the Codrex and flies out)
Gali and Onua: Tahu! (Fly Away)
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Krika: Gorast, Bitil want to be a part of Ask Makuta Mistika.
Gorast and Bitil: O.K.
Krika: The Codrex is now the Kodrex!
Gorast: What’s the difference?
Krika: Now a K not a C, the stage will be called the gtage
Bitil: You’re the worst namer
Krika: The bleachers are now the bleachers!
Gorast: I’m gone
Bitil: Bye
Krika: O.K. Ask Krika starts tomorrow here in the Kodrex!
(Fly after Gali and Onua)

SOMEPLACE IN THE SWAMP
Gali: I can’t find Tahu
Onua: There he is
Tahu: I see pilots swimming around, burnt fish falling, wake me I hunger for revenge, everybody better than me, lu la le lu. I am a loser
Gali: Tahu wake up!
Tahu: Oh sorry Gali
Onua: We have to get back to the Kodrex!

As I said yesterday;

[color=green]Chapter 3
Solek: Today on Karda Nui Tonight we are going to watch Krika in the Kodrex doing Ask Krika
AT THE KODREX
Krika: O.K. first Question
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Why not Ask Mistika Makuta
Krika: They left
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Why? Your cooking maybe
Krika: It was your cooking; witch is now kooking by the way like all other c words anyway in honor of me.
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Kool Katz Kooking
Krika: Gorast shut the email address down
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Gorast isn’t here and I am the computer or a virus anyway, remember…
*flashback*
Tahu: Photok ran because I’m better then him.
Gali: No
Onua: Probably
Gali: Hey
Bitil: Were together on this
Gorast: Yeah.
(Krika sneaks over to the computer)
Krika: Just add a Makuta body taker over virus
Me (computer): Welcome I am a virus
Krika: O.K.
Me: Grrrrrr
Krika: rrrrrrrrrr
(Smashes computer)
ELSEWARE
Tahu: I am a loser, loser, loser!
Gali: Wake up
Onua: nah lets leave him
(Gorast and Bitil arrive)
Gorast: Leave him Krika’s gone crazy, we need to get back
Tahu: Or I will be a loser…
AT THE CODREX
Krika: It’s the Kodrex!
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I am stalking you, Krika here in the Codrex or ‘Kodrex” as you call it
Krika: Boy virus emails
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Two-Face flipped you’re coin!
Krika: Wait how Am I getting E-mails if there is no computer?
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Tahu got a back up to mock you
Krika: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, next question
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Why the long face…
Krika: You little hacker!
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Thanks I am the best hacker…
Krika: Who is this!
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Your kat!
Krika: I’ll find you some day!
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Fat chance insect face
Photok: I’m back hey where’s the Toa!?
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I’ve been hiding clues
Krika: Gone, go sit on the kleachers now please and get me some koffee.
(Goes back to the to the blank E-mails and highlights them)
I am stalking you Krika here in the Codrex or the ‘Kodrex’ as you call it.
Two-Face flipped your coin!
Krika: Photok get in here!
Photok: What
Krika: Where’s Harvey Dent!
Photok: Getting you’re koffee
(Krika storms into the kitchen and sees Two-Face fixing koffee and flipping koins.)
Krika: Harvey Dent!
Two-Face: You found me!
Krika: Buzz off Mr. Dent!
Two-Face: It’s Two-
(Krika repulses him twice out of the Kodrex)
Photok: Face, I know!
(Gorast, Bitil, Gali and Onua)
Onua: Play times over Krika!
Bitil: Why the long face?
Krika: Why the pointy teeth?
Gorast: Let’s just do it without Tahu
Krika: Fine! Tomorrow ASK ALL THE MISTIKA BUT TAHU IN THE CODREX!!!!!
FAR AWAY…
Tahu: I am losing…whoa! Man how long have I been out, well to the Codrex!